The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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