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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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