Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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