i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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