That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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