singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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