So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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