Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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