i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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