is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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