I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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