a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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