i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think people are normalizing furries
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