Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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