I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
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If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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