That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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