the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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