He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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