So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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