we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
only if we run a train.
done.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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