i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Randomize