: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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