At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sext me about skeletons
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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