It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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