i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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