Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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