If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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