I want to have your abortion
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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