Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
