Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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