so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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