Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
two words...techno handjob
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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