Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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