awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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