She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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