At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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