I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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