First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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