OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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