i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
