I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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