we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Blood and glitter go together right?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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