Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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