I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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