i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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