the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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