There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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