I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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