Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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