i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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