Got a toothbrush?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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