i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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