So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
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it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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