Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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