I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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