the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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