Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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