The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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